Wow, has it really been 2 months since I got a telemarketer that wasn't a robot voice one way conversation about government legislation or various bank names? I almost misses these vermin, almost...
Today was a day like any other, though I got the following phone call!
*ring followed by a rainbow of every ethnic minority in the background making calls*
The person that made a very poor life choice: Hello?
Me: ...yes, hello.
person: hello! may I speak to a Mr Glazebrook please?
Me: No... look nobody by the name of Mr Glazebrook lives has lived here for at least 6 years, you have the wrong number, can you remove this number from your records please?
person: Well that's okay then, may I speak with the home owner?
Me: No you fucking well may not, I've told you already, He does not exist, and seeing as he isn't real, you can hang up the phone and remove my number from your data base.
person: Well Mr Rude-
Me: Shut your fucking mouth and hang up the phone, bitch.
person: How about I ring you every minute of every day? (cocky bitch, isn't she?)
Me: You ring me again and I swear to fuck I will punch a cow in the fucking face, how'd you like that you whore?
person: Fuck you!
Me: Fuck you ya rancid bitch!
*what followed was a jumbled mess of profanity, on her end while I follow suit before the line went dead*
I somewhat hope she does ring again, its been too long since id has a good quality chat with someone, bet your parents are reeeeeally proud of that minimum wage check you bring home everyday, you sure made the right decision in life eh? ill be right here if your ever lonely cupcake. -x-