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Wow, has it really been 2 months since I got a telemarketer that wasn't a robot voice one way conversation about government legislation or various bank names? I almost misses these vermin, almost...

Today was a day like any other, though I got the following phone call!

*ring followed by a rainbow of every ethnic minority in the background making calls*

Me: Hello?

The person that made a very poor life choice: Hello?

Me: ...yes, hello.

person: hello! may I speak to a Mr Glazebrook please?

Me: No... look nobody by the name of Mr Glazebrook lives has lived here for at least 6 years, you have the wrong number, can you remove this number from your records please?

person: Well that's okay then, may I speak with the home owner?

Me: No you fucking well may not, I've told you already, He does not exist, and seeing as he isn't real, you can hang up the phone and remove my number from your data base.

person: Well Mr Rude-

Me: Shut your fucking mouth and hang up the phone, bitch.

person: How about I ring you every minute of every day? (cocky bitch, isn't she?)

Me: You ring me again and I swear to fuck I will punch a cow in the fucking face, how'd you like that you whore?

person: Fuck you!

Me: Fuck you ya rancid bitch!

*what followed was a jumbled mess of profanity, on her end while I follow suit before the line went dead*

I somewhat hope she does ring again, its been too long since id has a good quality chat with someone, bet your parents are reeeeeally proud of that minimum wage check you bring home everyday, you sure made the right decision in life eh? ill be right here if your ever lonely cupcake.  -x-

  • Listening to: Eric Clapton - Cocaine
  • Drinking: Pepsi Max.

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Rob & Axel
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United Kingdom
Current Residence: england / azeroth
Favourite genre of music: rock / metal
Operating System: XP and Vista
Shell of choice: i like turtles... *zombie face*
Skin of choice: my birthday suit ofcourse ^^
Favourite cartoon character: Peter Griffon.
Personal Quote: HOLY F***ING @$$ CRACKERS!
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blankstage Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2012
Thanks for the fave mate !
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armoured-lemming Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2012
no worries :D
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Choco-Doodle Featured By Owner May 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
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armoured-lemming Featured By Owner May 13, 2012
sorted :3
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Choco-Doodle Featured By Owner May 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
=D
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armoured-lemming Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2012
To:TheFreebornFanatic

Hey whats Golden, hanging from a tree and definitely not a furry?

Werewolves, and ill paint 'em whatever colour i damn well please.

get outta here yah butt hurt lil troll.
:icontrollfaceplz: U Mad?
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Selecthumor Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
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Swish42 Featured By Owner May 14, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank you for the comment and the fav, I appreciate both! ^^
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FIREaruka Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2011
Thanks for the fav :meow:
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