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So my friend desided to tag me with a list of questions! lets see...

My Questions:
1. If you could choose any animal bodypart to spontaneously grow from your body, what would it be?
Penis jokes aside id probably have to go with a cats tail.

2. Which apocalypse would you prefer? Robots, Zombies, Natural (like a meteor smashing into earth), Alien Invasion, the Rise of Dragons or Religious (EG. Judgement Day)?
Zombies, to be honest all the other Apocalypses would have opponents far more intimidating then the living dead.

3. What would be your preferred method of death?
Either in my sleep, or over so fast your brain cant even register it happening. failing that, snuu-snuu.

4. If you could choose to, would you return to earth as the living dead? (Ghost, zombie or vampire - take your pick; no glittering or romancey bullshit allowed)
Somthing along the ghost variety, no messy, rotting body to have to deal with.

5. What would you change about yourself?
My underpants, frequently. futile attempts to be funny skipped id say having a better, more appealing body frame.

6. Who's your favourite deity (from any/all religion)?
Honestly cant think of one that i can really point to and say 'yep, that one' though Slaanesh could be a good choice, delicious heresy!

7. If you could spend the next 24hrs as a video game character of your choice... who would it be?
tough choice! Would you want to b a character for 24hours, would it be one of those on an awesome adventure, or maybe one of those characters that screw themselves over so hard that you'd want to put things right? maybe a character in a game like Final Fantasy Tactics (nintendo variety) where being KO'd in a battle would not mean death or any kind of long term negative effects but you can be as wreckless as you'd want sorta like being immortal to everything accept the ravages of time.

8. What would be your superpower of choice (superpower being anything/everything that isn't naturally achievable)?
unlimited shape shifting. if i wanted to look like Richard Nickson i could, if i wanted to morph like a Pepsi can i could, if i wanted to become a multi penis hentai tentacle monster you bet your ass i wo- could.

9. If you became the Grand Ruler of Earth, what would be your first decree?
Death to Rebecca Black and her backwards-ass parents for giving her the opportunity in the first place, also religion has zero say on what science is allowed to do, only logic and reason would have that right.

10. If you could get away with one single crime, what would it be?
I beleve my previous awnser will suffice.

11. In the future you're world famous. But what is your claim to fame?
being the individual that carried out the awnser to question 9, Or known as the greatest Grand ruler of Earth.